when your friend is in an argument and says a good comeback and you’re behind them like
I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO
Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.
I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.
I’M SO MAD I WANT TO PRINT THIS OUT AND STAPLE IT TO PEOPLE’S FOREHEADS
what do we say to the god of death?
me: sean bean is that way
no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr
"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."