(Source: lady-tyrell, via the-absolute-best-posts)
(Source: dazzling-dicaprio, via cryinodonoghue)
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
(via betterlockthetardis)
Saying good night with one of my favorites.
(via beware-of-fangirl)
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
(via tyleroakley)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(via becauseofkillianjones)
- Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
- Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
(Source: websmith, via tyleroakley)
- Ygritte: You know nothing Jon Snow
- Ygritte: *points to a windmill* Is that a palace?
